egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via unlaze)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via ohi-itswilly)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

(via recharges)